Usher Gaining Weight?

Ok...what in the hell?

I know a divorce can be a long, devastating, depressing experience,

but tell me, how can 1 go from this:


to this:


Tameka fired his personal trainer too? I mean seriously, he has man-boobies! I'd never thought I'd see the day. Poor Usher. You're in my prayers sweetheart.

Straight Man Wants Anal Sex! Is He Gay? / Can Anal Sex Be Less Painful?

I've gotten an email from a female friend of mine that wanted me to keep her name Anonymous...but she asked a question that many of my females friends have asked me..."If my boyfriend (or husband) enjoys Anal Sex, does that make him gay or bisexual?"

Ladies, the answer to that question is ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Many straight men have made it clear over the years they they prefer anal rather than vaginal sex. It's no secret, these men have no explanation other than the fact that it "feels good".

Now the real secret is making Anal sex "less painful". LOL

Honestly ladies (and curious gentlemen) there's no such thing. Anal sex will always be painful, but there are ways to make that pain pleasurable.

You've heard this many times, and it can't be stressed enough, but you have to RELAX! Relax, Relax, Relax, oh and if I forgot to mention, Relax.

Tensing up will make this a terrible experience, trust me.

To the fellas(and butch lesbians): It'll help, but not required, to slide your tongue up the anus. This establishes trust between you and your receptive partner.

Also, it's best to ease your middle finger up the anus, with the the help of your saliva (or lubrication if you refuse to eat ass LOL). Never put more than 1 finger up the anus, no matter what you've heard. 2,3, or 4 fingers can rip the sphincter
causing pain and blood. Easing the finger in the anus trains the receptive partner and prepares them for the grand finale.

Lubrication is extremely important! Never use lotion, cocoa butter, Vaseline, or soap. These things eventually dry up, making the experience painful, especially if he's not a minute man.

Water based lubricant is your best bet. My favorite brand is the Astroglide brand.

Don't ask how I know...Just know that I know.

***Safe Sex people!!! Anal Sex is dangerous without latex condoms and water based lubricants***

Hopefully this advice makes your anal sex experience, especially if it's your first, pleasurable.

Smiling and Waving! For 20 Years???

Orville K. Johnson

This warms my heart!

In Frederick, Md. at around 7:30am to 8am, on the corner of South Market Street and Clarke Place, you'll hear blaring horns...but not because of frustrated drivers, They're saying hello to Mr. Orvlle K. Johnson who's been standing there, faithfully, EVERY morning for more than 20 years, Myfoxny.com reports .

"I don't know their names, but I know their faces, and they remember me," Johnson said. "Sometimes I walk down Market Street in the summer, and people come up to me and say, 'Man, let me shake your hand!"'

The tradition started when Johnson would walk his German shepherd, Gunda, near the Maryland School for the Deaf. Children on school buses would wave at the dog and Johnson would clap his hands to make Gunda do tricks for them.

After Gunda's death, Johnson continued the tradition with Nova, another pedigreed German shepherd. When Nova died in the early '90s, the "most famous dog in Frederick" and her master made front-page news. Even without Nova by Johnson's side, however, morning drivers made it clear they wanted him to keep on waving. He's been there ever since.

"It's good for my ego," Johnson said. "See, that's what's good for me. When you come out and look forward to people waving and blowing their horns. Laughter's good for you."

Waving and walking the block each morning is also good for his arthritis, he said. But Johnson's life is more than his morning routine.
He served seven years in the Army before spending 23 years as a professional chef in the nutrition department of the National Institute of Health. When his arthritis forced an early retirement, he took hospitality classes at Hagerstown Junior College and opened his own business, O.K. Johnson Catering, with his wife.
He is a proud father and grandfather, and he owns a mint-green 1969 Pontiac Grand Prix.

Soilder Infects Young Boy With H.I.V.

Pfc. Johnny Lamar Dalton

This is truely sad and disappointing.

When you think of a soilder, you think of a virile, masculine man with a good head on his shoulders, ready to protect and serve our country.

The last thing you would think about is a 25 year old soilder, married with a 4 year old daughter, pleading guilty to passing H.I.V. to a young (underaged) boy that he met in an online chatroom.

In Fort Brag, NC, Private First Class (Pfc.) Johnny Lamar Dalton, a member of the 82nd Airborne Division, pleaded guilty to three counts of aggravated assault by means likely to cause grievous bodily harm or death and one count each of committing an indecent act, violating an order from an Army officer to inform sexual partners of his HIV status, and using marijuana, WRAL.com reports.

Military judge Col. Patrick Parrish sentenced Dalton to 40 months in military prison, a reduction in rank to private and a dishonorable discharge. The prosecution had requested six years in confinement in addition to the discharge.

WRAL.com also reports that Dalton broke down in tears during the hearing, apologizing to his wife and daughter for his dumbass actions.

The unidentified boy is now 18 years old, which means that he was underaged at the time of his having unprotected sex with Dalton.

Dalton claims that they were "caught up in the moment".

2 words: Giiiiiirl BOOM! You were definitely old enough to know what you were doing was wrong, Mr. Dalton, no matter what "moment" you were caught in. And when you stepping out on your wife, you should've had condoms on deck. I see these as extremely selfish, and dumb actions.

Now your daughter is going to have to basically grow up without her father.

The fact that he was crying in court like a little biz-nitch bothers me. Clearly he wasn't thinking about his wife, Mrs. Tarika Dalton, and his daughter when he was sticking his raw d*ck in some underaged booty.

Mrs. Dalton testifies that she's going to stand by her husband. She told reporters "My husband is not a bad person and is definitely sorry for what he's done." I respect that...but also find her to be a little slow in the head. (Aint no way in hell I'd stay with a mutha f*cka that do some crazy sh*t like that)

The young boy's mother, who prefers to remain annonymous, said that she would've preferred a longer sentence, but was glad the case has been resolved.

*Peep the link WRAL's video of the story below*

http://www.wral.com/news/local/video/1994435/

SMMFH

Cheating Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

Face it...we're all human and we commit infidelity or know someone who has.

Yeah it's f*cked up...but people still do it!

Usually, in most cases, people look to be satiated outside of their relationship because their partner isn't doing something to make them happy, and in other cases, people cheat they're selfish dumbasses.

Whatever the case may be, if you find your partner cheating, why do people try to contact the person your partner is cheating on your with and confront them on some "why are you sleeping with my man/girl?" type sh*t? Shouldn't you use that energy to confront your man/girl?

9 times out of 10, the person your partner is cheating on you with knows NOTHING about you.

If you're ok with continuing a relationship with someone you know is sleeping around, then so be it. I, personally, would never do it.

That's why STD cases are rising because stupid mutha f*ckas getting p*ssy/d*ck (or both) from places other than home.

Kinda sad.

oh...and if you're a person that's sleeping with someone that you KNOW is married, or in a committed relationship, then shame on you and your immoral ass. You should be exposed and beaten with a bat.

Straight Men and Skinny Jeans

Emos, Punk Rockers, and Skate-boarders love to wear skinny jeans so tight that you can see their nuts. Interesting look... but not for everyone.

Recently, the males in the heterosexual community adopted this look, along with the piercings in odd places.

(I guess you can thank Lil Wayne for that.)

So what's the deal??? And one thing I've yet to understand is that the "sagging of skinny jeans".

Talk about your 'Oxy-Moron'.

Personally, I think the straight men sagging the skinny jeans look a complete and utter f*cking mess. And they keep adopting trends from the homos. Like the manbags, or "murses"

::sigh:: What will be the new trend that heteros borrow from homos? My guess is Acrylic Nails.

Work it b*tches! ::snap:: LMAO!!!

Fro-hawks

Back in 2003 (or 2004 I can't remember nor do I feel like researching), Sean "Diddy" Combs cut his hair into the shape of a Mohawk to stand-out while running a marathon.









It was such a nice statement, but it was also a fad that came and went.





I've yet to understand why in the year of 2009, there are still men walking around with nappy, peasy Mohawks, or fro-hawks, like it's a good look.





Call me closed minded, but Mohawks aren't for black men and I consider it a fashion faux pas. A black woman is able to pull that look off, SOMETIMES...for example: J*Davey (that b*tch is FIERCE)

...but for some reason some guys think that they are the SH*T wearing a fro-hawk when they look like a cancer patient undergoing chemotherapy.

And what surprises me, men are still asking their barbers for this monstrosity of a haircut, and the barbers are still doing it.

Ladies (and fellas) if your man, friend, brother, father, cousin, f*ck buddy, or whatever he may be to you, is walking around with one of these, it's your job to tell them it doesn't look good.

...and fellas, if you're one of the guys that's still wearing a fro-hawk, and I've offended you in ANY way...GOOD!!! It needed to be said. Now cut that whack sh*t out of your head before I do it for you.