*I'm Normal T.V.* Poetry!!!

Singing and poetry is a hidden talent of mine. Some friends and I went to a poetry reading (Words of Wisdom in Chapel Hill, NC) and had a blast. Check me out a long with some friends.

Me reading "Making Love To That Special Someone"




Naturally Alise reading "Tongue Twisted" (One of my favorite pieces by her) Thanks for dedicating it to me Lise-Pooh! Love you *muah*



and lastly Vespertine reading "Flamboyant" which was dedicated to Jeremy Smoot. R.I.P. Jeremy

*I'm Normal T.V.* I Love Roller Coasters!

I wanted to share this experience with you guys, so I took the camera on the roller coaster with me!

::whispers:: Try not to laugh too hard. ;-)

Cartoon Fruit on Candy Having Sex. Man Outraged.

In the United Kingdom, Simon Simpkins (yes, I laughed at the name too) was furious when he noticed the that the labels on Haribo's MAOAM candy had cartoon fruit that looked as if they were engaging in sexual activity.

Simpkins said that "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face."

He said he had a "heated exchange" with the store manager, but his wife became distressed and needed to sit down. (As if the store manager had anything to do with the pictures on the labels, but oh well.)

According to Foxnews.com the candy label is now causing an uproar in Europe.

Personally, I think those that are offended by it are either perverts, or don't have enough sex in their life, but that's just MY opinion.

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Top 10 Good Paying Jobs...Without a Degree

In this economy, looking for a job seems like a job itself, and when you don't have at least an Associates Degree, it makes the job searching process much harder.

Well, according to AOL jobs, great paying jobs are indeed available, and you don't need any type of degree to apply for them.

The top 10 great paying jobs without a degree are:

10. Medical facility housekeeping manager
Salary: $55,368/year
Primary duties: Managing the workers and housekeeping program in medical facilities to uphold sanitary and orderly conditions.

9. Home-care aide supervisor
Salary: $56,157/year
Primary duties: Directing aides who care for elderly or disabled people in a home environment, and monitoring the quality and quantity of services provided.

8. Chemical supervisor
Salary: $57,472/year
Primary duties: Overseeing workers who make chemical products, verifying that chemical processes are followed.

7. Cable supervisor
Salary: $60,887/year
Primary duties: Supervising the activities of workers engaged in installation, maintenance and cable repair.

6. Lead carpenter
Salary: $63,345/year
Primary duties: Leading the on-site completion of construction projects and performing all types of carpentry work and finishing.

5. Web surfer
Salary: $70,604/year
Primary duties: Scouring through multiple Web sites to analyze and compare information and user experiences to collect information to help companies understand online users' behaviors.

4. Real-estate broker
Salary: $71,994/year
Primary duties: Securing real-estate transactions, selling real estate, renting properties and arranging loans.

3. Automobile service station manager
Salary: $72,246/year
Primary duties: Supervising gas stations and planning and implementing policy and procedure like hours of operation, workers' duties and prices for products and services.

2. Air traffic controller
Salary: $74,922/year
Primary duties: Controlling air traffic around airports according to established procedures and policies to ensure flight safety.

1. Margin department supervisor
Salary: $83,579/year
Primary duties: Overseeing a company's credit department, which manages customer credit accounts and approves or denies credit to customers.

If you're job searching, definitely take some time and visit Jobs.aol.com to see what's available.

Alec Baldwin for Governor of Ohio?!?!?!

Yes Yes Yes, you read right!

Actor Alec Baldwin plans to run for Governor of Ohio, following Governor Schwarzenegger's footsteps.

I was riding through Ohio listening to the radio (on the way to Michigan to a Family Reunion) and I heard this news.

My mom always told me "if you have nothing nice to say, SHUT THE F*CK UP!" So I think I'm gonna take her advice right now.

But I will say this: that says a lot about our country if we'll vote an Actor into office for the third time. I'm just saying.

Man Caught Getting Freaky With Horse...AGAIN!

Rodell Vereen

Nasty ass South Carolina native, Rodell Vereen, was caught ON CAMERA having sex with a horse! The horse's owner, Barbara Kenley, caught him at shotgun point! (LOL Don't you love a gun carrying granny?!)

But the juice IS...This wasn't the first time. Vereen pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse. He's lucky that he was sentenced to probation the first time, but he obviously hasn't learned his lesson. Now Vereen is serving some prison time.

Vereen's brother claims that Vereen is suffering from mental issues. Naw you think?!

Seriously...he couldn't find a chick that looks like a horse? I know South Carolina is full of them. I've seen them! LOL

Watch the video below.





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D. Johnson's Apology!

Hey guys!

I'm soooooooooo sorry that I haven't posted any blogs but I've been doing a LOT of traveling this month.

Love you all and thanks so much for the support!

And if there's ANYthing you want me to blog about or have any questions you want answered from a psychic's point of view, email me DerekIsNormal@gmail.com :-)


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